Uncategorized13 Jun 2007 07:42 am
I’m 36 years old. I live in Canton, Ohio. Those are undisputed facts. But am I really qualified to talk about myself beyond that? How do I know I’ll be completely unbiased, that I won’t subconsiously exaggerate in the interest of making myself look better than I actually am? Maybe I need somebody else to write this, somebody who can cast a keen, objective eye upon me and craft an accurate assessment.
Nobody I’ve dated, though.
Update this will ya!!! You’re so not 36 anymore!
Matt,
I enjoy your diatibes as I can relate to them! I really related to and enjoyed the Mailbox one. I’m sending this to you as I just sent off my ASM article. I know you probably want to wrap this up and I was late responding to your email. Let me know if you received it.
Thanks,
Don
Matt,
Just wanted to share a diatribe with you. Going through the drive thru bank.
1. The gal that positions her car to block all the lanes so that she can get to the next open one.
2. The guy that seems like he must be applying for a Mortgage- sends the tube back 3 times and then argues with the Teller for 10 minutes while filling out, what appears to be a stack of paperwork!!!
3. The gal that gets her paperwork back and takes 10 minutes to dig through her purse,counts the money 12 times, fills out more paperwork, disciplines the 3 kids in the back seat, and finally uses the rear view mirror to apply some fresh lipstick all while keeping the lane closed.
All the while you have to pee so bad your sweating but thought you’d make a quick stop at the bank because it would only take 1 minute…