Manly-Man Rule #1: No Umbrellas
No umbrellas. Manly men do not use umbrellas. They don’t care if their head gets wet, and they certainly don’t care if their hair gets messed up. Pretty boys need not apply to the Manly Hair Club for Men.
After all, if there was ever an instance in which a manly man would actually need an umbrella—say, if six-inch hail was falling from the sky, the umbrella wouldn’t do much good, anyway. If that was the case, a manly man would use a less manly man to shield him from the hail.
The only situation in which a manly man should keep an umbrella in his trunk is if he uses it to beat people, preferably muggers, purse snatchers, bank robbers, and people who take 25 items through the express lane.
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Thought of the Day:
“They deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth.”
Plato, philosopher (427-347 BC)
